jameen
Newbury, United Kingdom
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
youfuckingslut
United States
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
greg
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Anon
Bowling Green, United States
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Two wrecks one car
New Braunfels, United States
Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML
comeonnow
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Coldwater, United States
C'mon, do me a solid
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
Lesson: Always have insurance and a dashcam!
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Top comments
Ben_Dover831 19
Tbh some people are just stupid af they sue for the dumbest shit ever. I remember a while ago a burglar broke in a house, got attacked by the owners dog, sued because the owner didn't have a beware of dog sign, and won the case like wtf is up with all this bullshit.
VoldooPed 20
But you're not in the US?
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cho_bee 9
Tell me how this FML ended up in the Intimacy section? Ok, so if I'm the car and I say, "Today this woman rams my rear end with her car and she wants to sue me! FM (car) L!" WAIT, this is in the UK. I'd say, "Well bugger me, I'm a talking car." Then I'd go on about being rear ended and so on...
mymegangirl 7
she can't. she hit you.