Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML
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Hi, I wrote this FML. Have any of you ever seen an older friend of the family you haven't seen in a while? They've most likely said something like, "Oh, how you've grown!" Or given you a compliment, and then given you a hug or patted you on the head. That's what happened with this guy. He was commenting on a compliment my dad gave me, and decided to pat my face, like a much older uncle would. It wasn't in any weird, predator way. But it was gross. And yes I scrubbed my face with anti-bacterial soap right after.
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granCanyon 12
I'm afraid an acid bath is the only way.
sammiixoxo 12
Scrub your face for a good hour!
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Comments (93)
Anonymous6790 2
I would yell at him and make him stand in the bathroom till he wash his hands
Matheo_fml 21
Either scream loud or tell him modestly, but you NEED to say something!!!
toxicLover28 19
Ewww
missbrit818 20
Omgoshhhh
kieralumina 30
is it bad that I'm the type of person who would have just asked him if the soap was empty or pointed out that he didn't wash his hands? we have soap in there for a reason.
xXAlorraXx 11
oh gosh that's horrible..
Freda92 12
Well, he probably hadn't touched anything (meaning he hadn't washed/wiped his butt...). At least I hope so...
RayvenWhite 12
That's really disgusting.
bp94 8
That is horrid and rank. Hope you scrubbed your face after
truestoryjames 11
Ew??