Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML
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Hi, I wrote this FML. Have any of you ever seen an older friend of the family you haven't seen in a while? They've most likely said something like, "Oh, how you've grown!" Or given you a compliment, and then given you a hug or patted you on the head. That's what happened with this guy. He was commenting on a compliment my dad gave me, and decided to pat my face, like a much older uncle would. It wasn't in any weird, predator way. But it was gross. And yes I scrubbed my face with anti-bacterial soap right after.
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granCanyon 12
I'm afraid an acid bath is the only way.
sammiixoxo 12
Scrub your face for a good hour!
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Comments (93)
StormGirl142 24
That's ******* gross. I'm so sorry, OP.
mrmcleod 29
Maybe that was his way of trying to get you shitfaced.
ParisSosa 11
why would you even let him near you!?!?
False_Stupidity 42
I don't understand why people don't wash after going to the bathroom, it happens a lot at my work and is disgusting.
WattledParsley 11
Was his name Trevor
Axelo 11
I was gonna say that xD
exoticwaved 9
You should have told him to stop that shit!
Terrynics 8
Bwahaha. Face like a towel.
StickyPickles 33
Time to break out some face wash
gearhead369 20
That is definitely gross!
speakfreely 21
Omg time fe a massive scrub down