Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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bettyboo_x 0
Wow omg, what did you say to that?
rotf_coaster_9 0
ouch....how'd you fix that up after the fact? damn I feel awkward where i'm sitting now I can only imagine how you felt
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littlemisslee 0
it's like the movie "just friends" gone wrong... I hope he finds a girl that won't stick him in the "friend zone" like you have.
mysterydrop 0
Today, I was gonna ask the girl I love to marry her even before I could ask she said yes, I then found out she was kidding. FML
p00p0ster0us 0
Only an imbecile would carry a ring around to give to a woman who doesn't even know he loves her. I can't think of any straightforward way to attempt to talk about dating a friend. But "I've wanted to be more than just friends for a long time now. I know I've avoided showing it, because I didn't want to mess things up. But I can't go another day without asking if you've been hiding feelings for me, or if in your heart I'm just a good friend?" sounds like about the only real way to get the job done.
the2belo 0
What #206 said. She didn't complete the story: the box contained a butt plug and an air pump.
shankill_butch 0
its your ******* fault....now you marry his ass if thats the way he feels for you...you cant act like a ******* prostitute .....
youmustbejoking 0
Might as well give him a chance and date him. If he's a really good friend and he really cares about you, then it could be a satisfying, healthy relationship. Sexual attraction could develop later. FML for the guy, though...
allexx_fml 0
OMG! kudoos
Allord 0
YOU DESERVED UT FIR BEING A WOMAN STIPUD WIMUN
cactus_fml 0
Uh, does anyone here think that her friend deserved it? Obviously (since she said platonic) they weren't in a romantic relationship, and obviously she was joking and wouldn't have known he was going to propose since they weren't even together. He shouldn't have assumed that she knew what he was going to do and actually ASKED his question so that she could have said no. He didn't need to jump to conclusions. F your lives.
muffinsareyummy 1
**** his life.