Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Top comments
bettyboo_x 0
Wow omg, what did you say to that?
rotf_coaster_9 0
ouch....how'd you fix that up after the fact? damn I feel awkward where i'm sitting now I can only imagine how you felt
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Comments (392)
whitneynicolie 0
im sorry, but this is fake, i read it like two days ago. almost everything is exact to the other post. so YDI to you for faking an FML
whitneynicolie 0
im sorry but this is fake,i saw this like two days ago on here. so YDI to you for faking an FML
Eddie_Collin 0
OP, I HE BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE LATE AT NIGHT SO THAT HE CAN RAPE YOU!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BITCH. LOUD NOISES!!!
_musical_addict_ 0
Wow, I don't know what's worse: this FML or the fucktard comments posted in response??
davet 0
FAKE story 4 sure PATHETIC
kalen_fml 0
i really agree with this comment
AdamGD 0
you ******* bitch! you know how ****** up he is going to be about marriage now? if you had just let him finish... YDI BITCH!!!!!
athos1237 4
Good job, way to ruin a friendship by making ass out of you both. If you were truly friends you would have seen it coming. What is it women always say . . . "I want to marry my best friend." Had your chance, sounds like you blew it.
sunkissdluster 0
Sweetheart, it was definitely not your fault! It was an honest mistake and I am sure you feel awful about it. Personally I would NEVER have seen that coming if I were in your shoes.
Sipos 0
Wow, that that sucks. FYL indeed. Cute and funny joke 999,999 times out of a million, tragic and painful mistake the other. Hope you manage to sort it without hurting him too much.
Plumppotato 3
so whats in the box?