Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML
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sarcasticlover 30
The worm found the wrong Apple
bjobabygirl 12
How is it able to survive inside there ?
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FrankHotpants 31
This could be the next generation of viruses, literally creating worms inside your computer. Hope they don't send a Trojan, things could get interesting.
Elfkid21 19
OMG!!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTE LY DISGUSTING!!!!! Friend, it is SSSSSSOOOOOO time foe you to get a new laptop!!!
TheTeacher34 5
Are you sure its not an animated image?Some web sites have it...
atl904 8
Omg what if they start multiplying?!
kiki1705 20
That's what you get when you buy MAC instead of a real PC such as XP or 7 =) ......just saying
kingbrizo 24
as long as it doesnt die in the middle of your screen, it should be fine
Jim5555 1
Hi OP, There IS NOT a real worm crawling across your screen. It's a program that creates a realistic image of a worm. Here's how to prove it: If it's really "inside the screen, beneath the glass", you'd be able to see it through the glass even when the computer is turned off. Next time you see the worm, turn off the computer. When you do, you won't see the worm anymore, because it isn't really there. Years ago, there was a TV commercial for a pest control company. It began with what looked like a real cockroach running across the TV screen. Many people ended up cracking their TV screens trying to kill a cockroach that wasn't really there.
amccaul1976 8
Macs are buggy, I knew it.
Motha_Hub 0
OH so the files are IN the computer...
Randilayne 10
Are you sure it's not a cockroach larve? That would suck for you.