Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML
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sarcasticlover 30
The worm found the wrong Apple
bjobabygirl 12
How is it able to survive inside there ?
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Comments (131)
ahh_rats 15
Well it is an apple product ;) no?
cwl727 33
I didn't even know that was possible.
speakersboom 19
I learn something new on FML every day. :)
psychoangeluis 1
norton should be able to take care of worms, bugs, and viruses.
buckdharma 38
Maybe you could use system restore and go back to a time before the worm.
Driving_Gaming 22
Isn't it called Time Machine on Mac? Or am I wrong?
akosua 8
How possible?
amber1992 8
That's gross
jadehoff 3
Burn that shit.
kitsune309 15
Looks like... Your computer... Has a bug.
Luluthus 41
a worm in the apple, that is new.
GirlGamer12345 22
Go to Apple and request they fix it. By request I mean ask nicely maybe beg. You don't want them hating you