Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML
Today, I started a new job as a receptionist at a nursing home. When two men came in saying, "We're here for Mr. Christensen," I paged him to come to the front desk. Apparently, these men had come from the funeral home to pick up Mr. Christensen's body. I was completely unaware that anyone had died. FML
Today, I did my laundry at a laundromat. When I came back to get my clothes, I found an elderly man wearing my favorite Joy Division t-shirt, and he refused to give it back because he said it was his. I spent a few minutes arguing with him, before realizing I had grabbed someone else's clothes too. FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, a staff member entered my room, thinking it was empty. I was naked. This is the second time something like this has happened in the week I have lived here. FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the "dead" man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
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videogamejunkie 0
Methinks he's not the one who has alzheimer's.
Emberlin 0
I would assume he had Alzheimer's too if he was wearing red pants...
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Comments (68)
drkwlf 0
YDI FOR BEING ******* COLORBLIND YOU ******* MORON.
Alpacater 0
That's hilarious! FYL!
zeusseta 0
Well maybe u have altimers so maybe he brought u in and just forgot
piddly_03 0
fail.
The_Batman 0
shut up that wasn't funny
GatorBites 0
Dork
DameGreyWulf 1
FYL because that's embarassing lol My grandma works in a nursing home, I've had to help her a few times, so I understand your situation but... YalsoDI because you weren't listening correctly, and you should know your residents a bit better than that, even if it's a big place But at least it's a funny memory. c:
wookiewookieMAn 0
my nursing home has 180+ residents and i work in the kitchen as per-diem. how would i know what people look like when some of them never even leave their rooms most of the time? You can't remember everyone.
islaphippos 0
haha classic mixup ;)
cutebebe778 0
LOL, #2 I was thinking the same thing. What guy would wear red pants? Unless he's meterosexual or something..but even that isn't a good enough reason.
Cocopuffs0012 0
Not really an FML dude...
fuckmebitch 0
its not an FML but its funny
cactus_fml 0
I think YOU have alzheimer's. That's hilarious. And for the record, an FML doesn't mean your life has to be SERIOUSLY ******. Like, losing your house, wife is cheating, kid needs a liver transplant ******. I mean damn, have you never like tripped or something and been like "OW JEEZ, **** MY LIFE!" This would be super awful and I bet the OP felt really dumb. So, FYL dude.