Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML
Today, my dentist asked me if I floss regularly. Wanting to avoid judgment, I lied and said yes. He nodded, started cleaning my teeth, then pulled out an entire popcorn kernel that had apparently been living in my gums long enough to pay rent. FML
Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML
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cynide 13
You better hope no one comes over to "touch the butt"
darwinism 30
Now Nemo can find you too!
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bluerhhajfk 17
Holy shit I heard you today!
NikkiSamm37 0
P.Sherman 342 Wallaby Way Sydney, Australia :3
bloodprincess 11
I'm surprise that many people listen to 98.7. Or there was another idiot that made the same mistake as me.
ben_e_boy28 4
If you own the DVD, then technically you're not wrong! (think about it) ;)
askingandy 23
But how sure are we that P. Sherman blah blah blah was even the man's home address? Maybe it was a friend's boat, and P. Sherman whatever was his friend's address. Or maybe that address is to his office, rather than the place he lives?
mk8833 9
P. SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY. I watched nemo a thousand times as a kid, now I watch it with my 5 1/2 month old brother, he's intrigued by all the colors :) finding dory will be what completes my life
lucyskydiamonds 5
Speaking as someone who works in radio, it's highly unusual (at least in music formats, not so much in talk formats) to put callers directly on the air. Usually they're pre-recorded in case they say something that needs to be bleeped. In any case, that sucks OP. That's poor form on the producer's part for not dumping the audio after you said your address...the delay would have made it so no one would hear it over the air.
bethrocksya 9
*reign (;
Control18 4
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
BrandonHammmmmy 19
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