Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML
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Wakachulak 22
Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)
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Acrlyx 8
It's good to hear that you cleared the air
flashback.miss 28
What bus seat hasn't been farted on?
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Comments (74)
justmeCee 16
Ewwww....hahaha. At least you were warned, Op. most people would not admit if they farted on the bus. All kinds of weirdos on the bus, doesn't matter what city. I'd rather stand though after that.
naiveprophet 15
At least he warned you!
lulu889x 22
As long as there isnt a cloud of toxic fart gas hovering around you. I think uou should be okay.
gx_fml 8
You are a Human accidents happen
Enslaved 38
Sounds like a "Double Dutch Bus" I say sssssssssssssss-ugar!
kpc2424 13
Ah thank god for the "fair warning"!!
odamaliekh 26
Nice of him to warn you!
chocolatefrog28 29
It's a bus seat, you're lucky that's all he did.
luvpuppy 13
Well at least he TOLD you!
Simbaby 23
At least he warned you .