Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML
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Wakachulak 22
Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)
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Acrlyx 8
It's good to hear that you cleared the air
flashback.miss 28
What bus seat hasn't been farted on?
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etishuman22 32
At least he warned you OP! Some people don't have enough kindness for that! Now, are you going to reply to your FML and tell us if it was a smelly one or just warm?
TheCanucklehead 22
I guess he likes it silent but deadly
Wakachulak 22
Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)
Acrlyx 8
It's good to hear that you cleared the air
doumtabarnack 12
your "would of" made my eyes bleed
p00p0nt0ast 10
Why?
EgyptianPride98 8
Because it's should've been "would've" or "would have", not "of". It's a common mistake, though.
dzhunt 6
He also said "could of" same rule applies lol but I'm no grammar nazi.
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He's lucky that he's immune to downvoting
CaptainBlack 18
Who cares that at some point there was a gas floating around the general area where your pants contacted the seat
firehorse2004 6
Well that's a shitty situation!! It could've been worse I guess :)
HarrisonVR 17
please lord in heaven send these people a new pun.
Axipiter 24
Or a gun with one bullet.
JE553 9
He clearly violated the stank-tity of the company bus
stoych 19
Think they probably need several as they would undoubtedly miss the first few times. Unless they do the stupid thing and look down the barrel of course......
tannara 12
Could have been worse
TALZZZ14 11
Not so nice after all...
vintaqe 28
At least he warned you. Ain't nothing worse than sitting in someone's air biscuit unannounced.
Axipiter 24
Unless you get mauled by a rabid pack of wolverines being ridden by spider monkeys. I think that'd be worse.
NoDontKillMe 19
"Air biscuit"
tgabes 9
Mmm fresh fecal matter...
hcollins1 18
Because for the most part you sit on buses. What if the bus ride was 2 hours long? Would you want to stand there for 2 hours in a moving bus? That and OP did say its a commuter bus for work and there isn't any room for standing.