Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
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Top comments
iLucid 0
You were to eager give them some space huh...
KingDingALing 9
Now start throwing rotten food at them like the old guy did on 1000 Ways to Die.
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Comments (77)
tara0927 3
You must look like a total creeper.
sammy432 0
hahah
ulicksam 0
They usually don't stop at every single house. It would take them days to go through the neighborhood. Yet you find a way to take it personally and cry on the internet. For that, YDI.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
YDI for encouraging grifters and street performers.
perdix 31
They passed you up because only a few of them knew all the words to "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch."
Sholloway 0
What kind of person doesn't know the words to that??
perdix 31
The kind I wouldn't touch with a 39-1/2 foot pole!
Jstrooper 2
sounds fishy.
Nicholashochow 0
Don't take it to much to your heart.
macskapingvin 0
I won't.
Nicholashochow 0
Don't take it too much to your heart.
macskapingvin 0
I just said I won't!
Nicholashochow 0
Don't take it too much to your heart.
macskapingvin 0
I PROMISE I WON'T, OKAY?
aliaskis 3
ha ^^
rlTlk 13
Well I take it to heart, that really sucks. Shoulda chased them down and demanded they sing! lol
DakotaCat 4
You probably forgot your pants?
pandabarrel 0
YDI for being creepy.