Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a group of Girl Scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought two bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML
Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
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lesman 0
Hate to say it man, but if you can't tell a box of cookies from a box of rocks, you deserved it. :p
fredmeepbob 0
@4 I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY. THEY DID DOWNSIZE THEM. I ******* KNEW IT.
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Comments (237)
liveitlearnit 0
#44, I don't think there are any Giants on the East Coast... because I'm pretty well traveled down the coast and I've only ever seen things like Waldbaums, Stop N Shop, Shop Rite, King Kullen, Food Lion etc.
bombthedisco 0
#51, When I lived in Washington, DC I shopped at Giant. Thats east coast. I've never heard of Waldbaums or King Kullen. Are those New England chains like Stop N Shop/Shop Rite? The girl scouts outside of my grocery store always do me right. Piggly Wiggly forever!
Weil 0
Giant is a grocery store.
eschreib 0
LOL
baskin 0
Girl scouts are evil, you should never buy their cookies. Really though, girl scouts do not receive all the profits from the cookies.
notfromearth7 0
Usually they get some sort of prize for selling the most boxes. That kind of thing brings out the inner con-artist in kids and....I'm sure you aren't the only one.
alwaysalady 0
She probably popped the box from the bottom to not deface it. You know, I almost bought some thin mints from a cute little blond girl scout the other day... I didn't any cash. maybe it was for the best.
6119 0
you didnt notice each box weighed like 5 lbs?
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
looks are decieving when "sweet little girls" are involved. come to think of it, those "sweet little girls" are freakin DEMONS! D8
route95 0
Do you remember which troop they said they were associated with? You should definitely try and get your cookies!