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Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

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i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope

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What a buzz kill!

What you did next, I can only imagine.

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thar has got to be horrible I would freak out

It's a bad sign when even insects think your speech is terrible and do whatever it takes to shut you up.

It wasnt terrible, it was a conspiracy set by the goverment to shut him up for giving information to the public.

Doc how did your patient get a coke bottle there?

Doc put it up there.

I wonder how long it took them to train that fly....

boredblonde 17

Sneeze it out nbd

Never Back Down.

boredblonde 17

No big deal lol

Bwahahahahahahha

One good blow and then talk... Yes that is what every girl should do when they decide to open their mouth

I'm a guy, and your comment is very sexist, asshole.

Fly! Oh my bad I mean fyl...

Was it a boring speech? :)

i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope

So were you elected president after all?

RebekahBrooke 9

ahhhhhhh how awkward. :D

Win for actually commenting on your own fml

RebekahBrooke 9

Psh I've done it. I don't see why people DON'T comment on their Fmls

todebonekill 2

Is that why your profile shows '0 out of 1 submitted?..

58- She's had one. I'm witness.

Could have commented under a different name.

This fml actually fits perfectly with your username dude. Haha

Scar_loves_you 0

He's just nosey.