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Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

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i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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What a buzz kill!

What you did next, I can only imagine.

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that's embarrassing

So what did the audience do while you were shooting a fly out of your nostril?

Drowned the poor fly in snots didn't ya!..

Did u finish ur speech?

Stylin_Since_97 10

"Smells" like trouble Nobody "nose" why the fly did that The speech is now "stuck" in everyones memory Do you catch my whiff?

Don't quit your day job.

Where you giving your valedictorian speech about being accepted to perdix university?

Did it tickle? Hahaha

And in conclusio-- kpffghhh what the pfffhhuckggppkkk

My girlfriend called me "fly" & I called her my "penis fly trap." Now, she's my ex...No sense of humour!!

I can see why. That was no joke, more like an insult to her.

That's like asking what color her toothbrush is.

get your own FML!

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die. This FML reminded me of that song lol

I don't know why I thought of that song, but it did lol.