agent_awesome
United Kingdom
Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML
Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML
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i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope
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HuntrTrakr 4
What a buzz kill!
Epsilonyx 15
What you did next, I can only imagine.
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Comments (92)
maaygs00 0
that's embarrassing
A100893 30
So what did the audience do while you were shooting a fly out of your nostril?
vi3tno_romeo 5
Drowned the poor fly in snots didn't ya!..
barca1084 0
Did u finish ur speech?
Stylin_Since_97 10
"Smells" like trouble Nobody "nose" why the fly did that The speech is now "stuck" in everyones memory Do you catch my whiff?
HatefulPilot 0
Don't quit your day job.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Where you giving your valedictorian speech about being accepted to perdix university?
Snookie85 19
Did it tickle? Hahaha
Cram_Burglar 0
And in conclusio-- kpffghhh what the pfffhhuckggppkkk
bubo_fml 11
My girlfriend called me "fly" & I called her my "penis fly trap." Now, she's my ex...No sense of humour!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I can see why. That was no joke, more like an insult to her.
MarioDragon 14
That's like asking what color her toothbrush is.
fmlmoderate 6
get your own FML!
ShyAnn29 15
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die. This FML reminded me of that song lol
ShyAnn29 15
I don't know why I thought of that song, but it did lol.