Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
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Top comments
WhatsGoodBro 12
Why would you brag to your boyfriend about some other guy winking at you?
Kalipczo 21
Why would you brag about that to your bf? Trying to stir up drama? Ydi.
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Comments (82)
Bakarra 22
That's nicer than what I would have said. Something like "well shit, at least soooomeone here likes you." Needless to say my girlfriend and I banter constantly this way and I enjoy every minute of it :)
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Perhaps the guy was making fun of you. Anyway, don't worry about that.
karlcolt45 19
I was going to but I got trapped in giving my history lesson
graphicstyle7 17
Sometimes, you need to stir up a LITTLE drama in order to keep the relationship interesting. People tend to want what other people want. I'm guessing he may of made that thing about the winking up to throw you off.
HeartOfLead 24
Someone watches a bit too much television.
Enslaved 38
For whatever the reason the OP mentioned the guy winking at her, it was still pretty rude of the boyfriend to say, "Don't flatter yourself".
Deviant_fml 5
Sure... He should have instead encouraged the behavior, right? Maybe next time he'll get to hold her purse while she takes a more active role in grabbing the attention of other guys. It really doesn't matter if it was just harmless teasing. She did it deliberately to make her BF jealous, perhaps to get him to appreciate how 'lucky' he is to have her, and now wants sympathy from the crowd when her attempt backfires on her. YDI indeed OP.
Enslaved 38
No, but he could have discouraged the behaviour in a more productive way that wouldn't include putting her down. That's all I meant by my comment.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he wasn't saying it in a mean way. Maybe he was indicating to her that the guy wasn't too discerning, so she shouldn't think of the wink as some sort of flattery.... Yes. I'm a glass half full kind of guy. Or is that a half-ass full of it kind of guy? I can't remember. Squirrel!!!!
buddy51 23
OP- Clearly that wink was an invite to a three way!
Zen_Mei 17
You bragged about being winked at? I'm guessing you'd have had a seizure if he called you the most beautiful woman in the world
Twinn4ever 13
Why would you tell your boyfriend that?
ni0ve 9
why would u brag
dee_89 7
The guy at the may may have a twitching problem idk just a thought