Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
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Top comments
WhatsGoodBro 12
Why would you brag to your boyfriend about some other guy winking at you?
Kalipczo 21
Why would you brag about that to your bf? Trying to stir up drama? Ydi.
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Comments (82)
Lilo4life 26
That was a jerk move. You deserved it.
hendix 17
Probably shouldn't have boasted about that but hey, at least you know where to look if you guys ever want a threesome!
carebear808 12
Hahahah best boyfriend ever.
RickRanck 1
i mean i could see her saying that in a joking manner, but if that's the type of relationship then why would she be startled or consider it FML worthy when he retorted with a playful insult or joke back?
Ti_Zwazo 8
100% Agree
ChancellorJ 7
YDI. Sounds like a douchy move.
HeartOfLead 24
It was probably his alergic reaction to make-up that made him twitch. By the way, this isn't an FML, your boyfriend was most likely joking (just like you jokingly told him about the wink). Sometimes FML is too lenient.
Sir_Swaggington 6
He's just jealous.
cpt0bvious 2
So many judgmental asstards! Who cares if she brought it up to her boyfriend? Derp derp, maybe they have a light and open relationship? Lighten up, enjoy the humor instead of picking it apart. Jesus.
SAgirl 23
Was it at Wallmart?
ivanhoe4u 3
Your boyfriends an ass.