Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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sexyboi1985 27
Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?
kerbear1232 16
This has happened to me too... People can be very petty.
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Comments (110)
Thorzix 23
If he was so rich he could consider anyone who works "poor people" 1.He wouldn't be eating at McDonalds. 2.He wouldn't pay in coins.
skierak97 7
I feel ya, I work at McDonalds :p I've definitely had my share of crappy customers.
GamerG0DDESS 29
There is a rich billionaire who works at my towns high school as a security guard, he just does it because he enjoys it. The place you work doesn't necessarily tell how wealthy you are; it annoys me when people assume things that aren't always true. I'm sorry you had to deal with that, OP; hopefully you won't have to serve them again.
people_annoy_me 23
He's poor himself because he eats at McDonald's. What a hypocrite.
ELoni_fml 25
Maybe you should decide that you don't like not spitting in annoying peoples food
thejimler 9
Being a self-educated philosopher (like everyone else on the internet), I have started attempting to redefine the meaning of Evil. So far I have two aspects of evil, first is Entitlement, which covers greed and selfishness of your desires at the expense or disregard of other people's rights, and the second is Ego, which is unwarranted and overvalued self-importance. From religious fanatics who murder others for their creed to reign supreme, to the slightly less-fanatical who treat their women like brood mothers in order to try and outnumber their opposition, pricks who steal credit for good ideas in group efforts and misdirect blame on others, to the asshole in this FML who thinks he is part of a societal caste of 'better people' and looks down at people who work hard for a living, these people fall in either or both spectrums for a certain value of 'bad'. I think I could work Spite into it as retaliatory contempt, but it is pretty much a fruitless endeavor and I come up with various ideas in different areas all the time, other people are welcome to add to it or bitch that is wrong.
missyfiona89 28
I don't like to touch poor people too. But it's just so rude to say it out loud.
Taylor22294 24
Say good and that you don't touch ignorant pricks.
starsierra 15
And tell me why he was at McDonalds
ZorroRooster 19
This guy was buying a McMeal with change. Who the **** is he to judge? Head up, OP. People can be real assholes to those in the food service industry. spent a total of six years in a grocery store deli. Some of the customers (ESPECIALLY at the higher end stores) treat employees as if they are the dumbest wastes of carbon.