Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Wig out
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Wage slave
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
How're you doing?
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
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ah_haha 0
Imagine the other guy: Today I noticed my hair was looking messy and asked a colleague if I could borrow his comb. As soon as the words were out of my mouth I remembered he's bald. FML
MarcusJones713 0
Why is this in the "love" category?
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Comments (59)
kathira120 3
Ahahaha thats funny! but it'd be an FML on his part... "Today at work, I asked my BALD coworker for a comb..."
wax_soup 0
Well u can comb ur beard or "something"else wait cant belive some1 would like to comb his hair after a comb is used that way :s and # 12 is hillarious and mean >:p
yuibo 0
omg. LOL at #11
annaattack 0
This isn't an FML, more like an LOL.
gowzer90 0
spit and wipe eeeWooo eeeWooo eeeWoo thats what do in that situation c how long it takes for him to catch on . but and this is very important - time him
kira1kira 0
what does this have to do with love?!
khatuba 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FMLS I'VE EVER READ
dan81892 2
how is this a FML? the co-worker obviously asked without thinking it through. it's not like he/she was trying to make you feel bad for being bald or something.
frosting1012 0
god laugh a little
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
Perhaps they were joking....
tropicthunder 3
Lmfao