poisonhand
United States
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hairball
United States
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Xpresss
United States
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Anonymous
Wig out
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML
Bald
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
notmine
New Delhi, India
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Janet
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Wage slave
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
figcurzyez
Harlow, United Kingdom
How're you doing?
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
John LegoHair
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
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ah_haha 0
Imagine the other guy: Today I noticed my hair was looking messy and asked a colleague if I could borrow his comb. As soon as the words were out of my mouth I remembered he's bald. FML
MarcusJones713 0
Why is this in the "love" category?
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Comments (59)
ILEUX 3
there are always wigs for you to fake with :)
metallakes 0
theta not a FMI...
shylodragon 0
how is this an FML?
Ikz_Hustler 9
Hahahaaa oh jheez That's funny you should've given one LOL :DD
astriofou 0
he probably thought you had chest hair. ;3
Lis_Sal 3
He thought he was being funny, that's all. Don't let it worry you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
This would be more of an FML if OP had said yes, lent the person a comb, and got it back with lice. At least OP didn't have to worry about that.
angrystare 6
Maybe hes blind
lifeswelllifes90 2
Lol ! Omq Too Funny !!
krystalrosia 8
You should of just looked at him until he realized what an idiot he was.