Bex98
San Francisco, United States
Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
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cacheson 42
Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P
NozomiTojo 21
Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.
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yellowzinnias 20
I could probably deal for at least one Wednesday. Wednesday is chicken and dumplings night!
sarah2144 14
It's always good to have options.
Cloureed 9
I'd give him points for originality at the least.
hoosiergirl94 31
So let's hit up cracker barrel
rt58killer10 20
That's not a bad pickup line actually lol
Bex98 6
Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD
Badkarma4u 17
Was it Roger from Mad Men?
aimbug 42
To all wondering, I'm going to assume Op was quite a bit younger.
Bex98 6
I was 16 XD
agrove12 0
Fyl op especially since cracker barrel doesn't even give military discounts. I've worked there for over a year and we don't really do discounts for anything except employees obviously.
topside3 11
Just a guy playing his cards; respect for the effort!