Bex98
San Francisco, United States
Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
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cacheson 42
Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P
NozomiTojo 21
Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.
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Doomwyte 11
I like this guy. Might use his line if I ever get old.
Brandi_Faith 34
If? :)
americanafrican 32
people die. its a fact of life
rvontr88 21
Don't frown at a free Sunday special! Fried chicken!
CliffyB03 28
So he's a red head and wants you to fix it. Gotcha
MidnaLover 10
Nothing is free in this world
doglady 16
Well, depends how old OP is if it is a FYL. Also, maybe a few decades ago he was pretty hot in his uniform!
janfleury 19
Hard to turn that down. Nasty.
fuckboymox 4
must be hot
Guitargod446 11
60 years old and still spitting pure fire in his pickup lines
onemagicalkitty 8
BEST PICK UP LINE EVER!
enginsteve 17
Seriously? Vets eat for free at Cracker Barrel? that's awesome! I gotta check it out it will save some money on my grocery shopping. Thanks for the tip, OP.