Vkaz
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, in the men's room, a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML
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GodPart2 20
Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do
Crofty92 17
Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.
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Comments (79)
GodPart2 20
Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do
Just_A_Tree 20
Did he at least follow the Blue Mountain State guide lines for dick picks?
adrian1910 15
Plot twist: what if it wasn't dropped?
Riku714 25
The plot thickens..
CoolCookie210 22
Further plot twist: what if it wasn't his junk?
thief1434 23
Lol, it all depends on what the dude said after he dropped it.
thefmlman2011 37
That's gross!
Crofty92 17
Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.
sarah5745 41
Oh god, please no..
Adeptasaurus 12
Maybe he "dropped" the phone to get you interested.
kingcaper817 14
Oh man that's nasty sorry you had to see that
RecklessLove 18
Actually, it didn't specify whether it was the camera or pictures.
luverofakatsuki 16
to each their own i guess :/
christian1509 21
I don't see why he couldn't wait till he was home, **** your life for having to see that
LittleBells 17
There's a button for that
killerdana 19
That's a little ironic #53 considering you could have just down voted his comment and moved on. Your comment only works if all he said was fyl
possy 19
I know everyone else wondering who's is bigger?
buckstop1 37
Nope .Just you
sarah5745 41
I don't think anyone is #7
tony1891 22
nope. no one else here is wondering that.
sdroze1389 31
mine is
not_alone 8
At least know you know what he does when he gets bored at work ...
therealjc_fml 14
One of many reasons to not take a dump at work!
killerdana 19
But sometimes you can't hold it till your lunch break or when you get home
orbit 22
So why is this an fml? Maybe for the other guy out of embarrassment but why fyl?
Khaleesi_26 30
Because OP will have those images burned into the back of his mind. And I'm sure that's not something he really wanted to see.