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TMI FML

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

2 February 2011, 18:54

He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

DocBastard 40

2 February 2011, 20:14

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

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sweet_candy_ 17

2 February 2011, 18:54

He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

zinoxity 23

2 February 2011, 19:28

Duh. What do you think the FML, is about?

DocBastard 40

2 February 2011, 20:14

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

deputy_g 5

2 February 2011, 23:44

You guys are idiots for arguing who's a bigger douche

BlackOpsPWNR 0

3 February 2011, 02:37

I. H. O. P.nis! LOL!

Bludmagnus 13

3 February 2011, 04:47

The reason why he was talking about it is the myth that has been perpetuated that if you are over (or under) a certain age, you are allowed to get away with anything like it was if you were doing so in the privacy of your own home. Talking about gross stuff, gratuitous PDA's (especially when you are under the age to be having them), and wearing clothing that would make Paris Hilton or Bree Olson tell the girl to put some clothes on are just three examples. The old man most likely, if someone told him to please not talk about it, would have looked at them like they pissed in his coffee and would have said something to the effect of: "I'm old and I can make everyone so sick they cannot eat because I'm an old fart and I don't give a shit about anyone else but me."

italiangurrl 8

2 February 2011, 18:54

delicious.

iSnowboard 0

3 February 2011, 07:01

yes ihop is very good

I_iz_B_a_troll 24

2 February 2011, 18:56

Oh poo.

craigkid 2

2 February 2011, 19:03

win!

Zmeilerr 22

2 February 2011, 18:58

This is a load of shit! Get this crap off here!

Jonny26 0

2 February 2011, 20:13

I agree, nothing wrong with a lil discussion amongst friends at ihop about your rectum leaking doo doo butter

nathan5 0

2 February 2011, 19:12

Kinky

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

2 February 2011, 19:13

That's disgusting. I mean.. at IHOP? I would have been less disturbed if it had been a a doctor's office or clinic.

Ninja_ABN 0

2 February 2011, 19:16

iHop is the place to meet interesting people!

ilovesexywomen 0

2 February 2011, 19:18

yummy. ask him if he uses his own special syrup

InBetweenDreams 0

2 February 2011, 19:32

The only IHOP in Canada is in Niagara Falls. :( I wish we had one closer... the commercials make it look amazing lol. And yeah, that's pretty gross. Who wants to hear about that while eating? Yuck...