Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
TMI FML
Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.
DocBastard 40
Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.
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some_girl9 8
Soooo why didn't you just change tables? Dummy. YDI.
smacky101 0
you could have stopped at I was eating breakfast at IHOP and I still would have said you deserve it.
Illyssa_fml 4
Lmao! Well, that's one way to work up an appetite. gross
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Why the **** do old people feel compelled to tell no one in particular about the most disgusting things at public places?!
boomCALI 1
You deserved it for eating at IHOP.
Demon_Squirril 9
Dude that blows. IHOP's is ****** delicious.