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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

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He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

I. H. O. P.nis LOl!

I live in CA and we have an ihop on every corner bitches.

yea!

You shoulda turned around and been like "Ayyy Dinosaur!! Stfu I'm trying to eat here."

iztherainbow 0

YDI because u eat at a crap ihop go get a real breakfast -_-

sucks to be him is what I have to say about that! everybody poops.

ydi for eating at ihop.

I freakin' LOVE IHOP I wish there was one in this shitty ass town I live in =/

amazingjane 0

well......I mean....it's IHOP, sweetie....these things happen....

I would of turned around gave him my food and said if u wanted it just ask

U made me hungry for an IHOP breakfast now :)