Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
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Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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Taurusbaybe 8
The customer isn't always right.
Itstherealjen 0
that customer has no sympathy
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Comments (87)
tiffanyjean 3
I don't know how you feel op. but I know a kid who I work with has diabetes and almost passed out. I found it ironic, cuz we work with coffee and last week he almost passed out because of his sugar being to high
LizzJizz 16
Dang i'm sorry to hear that! =/ i went into a diabetic coma last year. It's not pretty
winnygirl 1
I think you're full of it...even the meanest person wouldn't do that!
durhhdadurhh 0
FYL. I'm diabetic and I've gone into shock before. :P
zeemaf73 1
ladies and gentlemen THIS is why we check our blood sugar and pay attention to how we feel ....
NYR1926 0
get the coffee and throw it in his face :)
KRiddle 15
Damn, I'm sorry. Some people are just pricks.
doglover100 29
Refuse him service.
Denny1 15
Wow ! Most of these are funny, that's just a shame :(
nachosbabygurl 9
only in america is a cup of coffee more important than a human life