Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
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Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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Taurusbaybe 8
The customer isn't always right.
Itstherealjen 0
that customer has no sympathy
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Comments (87)
shadowgirl73 0
customers suck ass! what a prick!
bradrox16 0
Ok theres like a whole mess of fml at work I wonder if they all happend in the same workplace lol
spider63 0
keep ur pimp hand strong that's all I'm saying
kitten1323 19
You cant always tell when your sugars getting low. I remember a few weeks ago my family was in home depot and my step-dads sugar suddenly dropped and he bought a candy bar and drove home, the only symptoms he had was shakiness but I'm pretty sure that was cause by his sugar being so low. Its scary. Feel better OP. The costumers a prick
djlolo1129 0
some customer
logansgirl 0
His coffee is so much more important than another humans well being......did you forget? Shame on you! (Insert sarcasm here)
ever_blossom 1
wow ppl seriously piss me off... i would have called 911 or do somethin to help instead of thinking about my damn coffee:p
goldfish78 11
you can't be oriented or even alert if you already went into diabetic shock! stupid diabetic! somatic maybe just to get away from being stupidy.
marlize 6
omw
whosechairisthat 0
oh boners... i do love u although u can b so wrong sometimes...