Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
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Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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Taurusbaybe 8
The customer isn't always right.
Itstherealjen 0
that customer has no sympathy
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Comments (87)
Consequences 0
A good boss would have tossed them out.
nikkibear123 4
I would have had to beat his ass
Baluvagyok 7
Wow, what a jerk...
Badd_Ahh1 3
dangg dat stuf is not funny broo, if i had enough energy to do soo i would have cussed the costumer out . thats not cool someone who passed out ndd you still worired about coffe 1 make your own 111
devkar 0
the world of self centered people today is shocking! sorry for that customer
dorad 0
your a dick
Rsandoval_fml 0
lol call me a bad person, but a diabetic who works at a coffee shop? Ironyyyy
randomreader2315 4
To all the assholes who are siding with the dipshit customer and blaming OP for not monitoring their blood sugar: it is extremely ******* difficult to break away from register/bar anywhere at a coffee shop during busy times. That customer should have been stabbed in the ******* eye!!!! I ******* HATE caffeine freaks that expect the world to revolve around their god damn schedule. It's more difficult than it looks to work in a coffee shop, especially when people are a bunch of impatient ASSHOLES. To OP: I'm sorry about that asshole's behavior. If I was there, I would have told the guy to shut the **** up and get some ******* sympathy!!
Mauskau 36
ouch, I take it you can't feel it when you're low?
sensoon15 7
even though this was a joke...wasn't funny :/ more like LAME