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Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
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Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
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Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
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Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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Taurusbaybe 8
The customer isn't always right.
Itstherealjen 0
that customer has no sympathy
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Comments (87)
Lidiya8lml 0
some people r just rude and ass holes
XxXPromiseXxX 0
at least it wasn't a caterpillar
Groucho_fml 5
..what
puertoricanmafia 0
.... that costumer need to be charged the triple of what he was goin to pay ! just for beeing a smartass !!
SeerePetrova 0
what a moron... talking bout the customer...
OceanBreathesSal 5
I know right. all he wanted was his damn coffee. geez people these days.
whitesnowman18 0
that will teach u
agummere796 0
coffee kills
ff8masterc 0
YDI for not monitoring your blood sugar.
NotAlwaysRight 11
Even monotored diabetics get sudden lows out of nowhere. That's why its such a dangerous disease. I don't know a single person who doesn't monitor their diabetes. What kind of moron would willingly not look after themselves, knowing how serious the disease is?
slowlybreakingme 14
One can monitor their blood glucose levels every hour and there is still the risk of going low. It comes with the territory of having such a serious illness; there's only so much one can do, then the rest is out of their control
iluvhobos 5
I agree 31, my brother has (Type 1) Diabetes and can always tell when he is low or high, it's mostly OP's fault.
ugliness 6
it's very easy to tell when you are low or high I only check my blood so I can adjust my insulin :/ op really should have sweets or dextros tablets etc with him/her (forgot to check ops gender) btw I've only ever heard the term diabetic shock recently. is it just another term for being low/hypo? seems a bit overdramatic to me :/
lmaoatall 6
ydi for being an asswipe 31. you were probably the jerk op is complaining about.
lmaoatall 6
it's not overdramatic. my son was rushed in an ambulance from a hypoglycemic attack. the doc said that ones sugar can go so low they fall into a coma, then death can happen if the er staff doesn't catch what's going on.
Topygrl21 8
60- good for ur brother nobody cares I have had diabetes for 10 years and still can't tell when my Sugars are ugh or low you can't always tell so quit being a bitch and nobody wants to see down ur shirt
dorad 0
you are a lil bitch for that comment you made
TheDrifter 24
119 What got your panties in a bunch? Pay a little attention to your body's signals and stop being such a whiny bitch, I'm sure your life will improve if you do.
Topygrl21 8
134- why don't u shut the **** up before j make u
Topygrl21 8
134- I don't need ur advice it would get me no where in life If I'd use it
ReynshineCutting 10
142- there's this thing called monitoring your diet and checking your blood sugar. As long as you keep track of how many carbs and sugars you're eating, you'll know what your blood sugar will do. You can't just go eat something packed with sugar then take a lot of insulin to balance it. Clearly you aren't disciplined enough to take care of your condition properly. You say you've had it 10 years? My brother in law was diagnosed 3 years ago with Type I and has never once had any sort of episode since being diagnosed. He just closely monitors his blood sugar and what he eats. It's not that hard.
iluvhobos 5
142- **** you, you're barely thirteen.
ff8masterc 0
I'm well aware of this as I have type 1 myself. you can easily tell if you're having a hypo or not
Mads_1234 28
If you have had it for a long time, you become less sensitive to the symptoms even if you monitor your sugar. It can become really difficult to recognize over time. Don't be a dick.
emmiep1011 7
and that's when you throw coffee in the customers face.
pinkspaceboundro 0
hearing is the last sense to leave a person. people in comas can still hear- that's why they encourage people to talk, sing, communicate with them. so I'd say it is possible.