Today, I am on vacation in Dubai with my dad and a few of his friends. I thought we were going to travel and see some amazing things, but I'm confined to my hotel room while everyone drinks and watches Family Guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we're in the middle of vacation. Two days in, my dad no longer wants to do anything but sit in the hotel room and sulk because, "it's all about us." We'd already tried taking him to an antique car and motorcycle museum, and a local gun show, but he just sat in the car pouting. Five more days of this. FML
Today, I've been in Bali for 12 days. We have done nothing but sit around because my whole family is sick, and they won't let me do anything because it's supposed to be a "family vacation". FML
Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200-picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML
Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML
Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML
Today, my family is getting ready for a vacation. My idea of a vacation is being on a beach, staying in a luxurious hotel, with cute guys and great restaurants everywhere. Unfortunately, we are going to be sleeping in a cold tent in the mountains, cook over a fire, and listen to bears stomp around at night. FML
Today, I’m in Las Vegas on vacation with my boyfriend and his dad. After staying in his dad’s dirty, dusty, toilet-broken Arizona cabin, we’re now in a cheap, shady, smoke-filled Vegas motel. I’m picking the hotels next time. FML
Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML
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Adm_Twigs 19
worst vacation ever... at least you can see some exotic cars?
glabberfasted 16
They're* Griffin* You're* Holy shit.
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Comments (90)
ethanszlez 14
tbh doesnt sound half bad
KillPrince 6
But family guy is amazing
Eyptian_in_Dubai 3
mabye, i can show you around if you're staying long enough. btw, there are no rules against women goin out on their own.
Xotoolyxo 16
Hire a taxi and go out on your own!
rickielynn 2
You totally deserve it. If they wanna be fat n lazy like they are at home that's thier fault you however can go explore buuuuut you choose to do as they do... OBVIOUSLY you deserve it!!! WISH I COULD BE IN YOUR SHOES!!
rickielynn 2
GO DO SOMETHING!! Why do they have to be up your ass? Are you like 8 or something? If your over age ( at least 16) why the hell can't you go explore knowin dam well you have a cell phone?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
OP shouldn't go out alone if they aren't comfortable. Not everyone is as "badass" as you. You should keep your unhelpful and idiotic comments to yourself in the future.
diskidpete 5
That sucks. Same thing happened to me in Germany a couple of years ago except my parents were reading instead of watching tv.
Gityerchicken 12
Walk out and enjoy Dubai! I had a blast playing laser tag for my first time in a mall there.
beezybaby4714 20
At least it's Family Guy and not some awful reality TV show. Still FYL
cypherwars 15
Skydiving. Dubai. Have fun OP :)