Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Top comments
alienc 0
I wonder what else she bought in the past to get labelled with a "shopping problem".
WearingHats 14
Well, at least while you're in the poor house, you will have condensed milk.
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Comments (116)
skyeyez9 25
The only thing I can think of at this moment that uses condensed milk is a pumpkin pie recipe. Wth is she going to use all that milk for? Does she love drinking it right out of the can?
bob53545354 0
its nick.....haha ryan im still laugihng my ass off. the comments are funny as especially the oen bout the site going downhill haha
xDenim 0
It sucks trying to protect someone for other people saying they never would do that then person you're protecting does what they said.. xD
bob53545354 0
ahaha Ryan this is so ****** funny this is funny so stfu to all those people saying this sucks
ryanator2782 0
yeah u guys suck
mooshibear140 4
Not really an fml, but still funny.
mooshibear140 4
Not really an fml, but still funny.
FML_334 0
YDI and are a disgrace for calling it 'mom' when you are from anywhere but USA.
raggi5 0
prepper/survivalist?
ollie179 21
Lolz
COLDB3AR 6
Made my life