Today, I was assaulted by a crazy drunk woman. Why? Six years ago, her kids were put into foster care because she was unfit. Somehow, this was my fault. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my wife who was drunk and sobbing. I’d left her alone with my kids from my first marriage along with ours and I guess they acted up so bad they made her break her sobriety. FML
Today, I tracked down my long-lost daughter after losing her to foster care 26 years ago when I was on drugs. I knocked on her door and introduced myself, going in for a hug. She maced me and physically kicked me back into the hall, threatening a restraining order if I ever spoke to her again, and slammed the door. FML
Today, I took my kids and left my wife because she's been drinking, which I absolutely forbid. Now she's going on social media saying I kidnapped them. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, and for almost 6 years, my wife and I have had issues fighting when we’re drunk. I’ve always gotten/accepted the blame. I quit drinking to try and better our marriage. Now she wants a divorce. FML
Today, I accidentally let slip to my mom that I hardly remember the graduation party she threw me four years ago. She proceeded to verbally assault me for forgetting the special occasion. I had a brain complication two years ago which resulted in some memory loss. Apparently, it's my fault. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
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1gullible_bugger 34
Her kids were put in foster care 6 years ago. She got them back a year later after she sobered up. The kids are now 18 and 21,and as far as I know moved out long ago to different cities / towns. Somehow she believes I reported her abusive behaviour 6 years ago.
Leviathene 34
I got punched in the face by a pregnant woman while I was at the clubs years ago. I had never met her before and she thought I had gotten her fired from her job..
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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
should've helped her get sober and then get her kids back, addics need help!
1gullible_bugger 34
She did get help, 6 years ago. That's how she got her kids back. Now she's off the wagon again and it's my fault she lost the kids 6 years ago. Last I heard, once she got them back everything was just peachy. 3 or 4 years ago I ran into them at Walmart. They were all happy to be back together again. She was clean and sober, and friendly. The other day she was drunk and mad. Exercising her alcoholic muscles. Cops just threw her in jail to sober up over night.
1gullible_bugger 34
Her kids were put in foster care 6 years ago. She got them back a year later after she sobered up. The kids are now 18 and 21,and as far as I know moved out long ago to different cities / towns. Somehow she believes I reported her abusive behaviour 6 years ago.
Leviathene 34
I got punched in the face by a pregnant woman while I was at the clubs years ago. I had never met her before and she thought I had gotten her fired from her job..
FtheHumanity 17
Sounds like the kids are grown now and the window is closed. I hope you're not injured beyond a bruise or a flesh wound, OP.
WaluigiKnuckles 5
did you press charges?
1gullible_bugger 34
Not this time. I told the cops I just don't want to deal with her. If she returns, then I'll be pressing charges. This happened about 2 weeks ago. Never seen her again. Been watching my back when I am outside though. She tried to sneak up on me while I was mowing the lawn.