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Things that go bump in the… parking lot

Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I hadn't noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML

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get a bigger, more badass car.

Poor median. Minding its own business and it still gets run over.

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KiddNYC1O 22

Don't take short-cuts in life.

What's a median?

ImmaB3AST 7

...Kids these dayss

You're a kid too, shut up moron. Because you just essentially called yourself one too.

Maybe.. Watch where you're driving? That'd be helpful for the next dumb ass stunt you decide to do. ;D

Buttsexpirate 9

See! If you had a boat, this wouldn't have happened. Silly landlubbers.

I like you already. Welcome to FML.

Haha, I don't know about you but when I'm driving I usually look to make sure there's nothing in front of me to run over.

Hey OP! I'm from BC too! ;D

Once got my "car" in an underage "median", I had a hard time explaining that to the cops #giggity

I dd this in a wal mart parking lot! My car did not get stuck but my car was really messed up! I called my husband and he was like how in the world do you forget you parked at a median!

I've done it before. I feel for you. But if you make a habit of it then you might start to worry.

women drivers no survivors

jonleonsalas 1

Hahahahahaha this same thing happened to once!