Lousydriver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Things that go bump in the… parking lot
Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I hadn't noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML
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flockz 20
get a bigger, more badass car.
Emmy_The_Great 2
Poor median. Minding its own business and it still gets run over.
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StopDropNRoll 11
Would this be reliable evidence supporting the women can't drive theory? Along with the comment above this one with the college kids.
obviousboy 8
Why am I not surprised a chick did this? Who wants to bet she's blonde too? :P
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Or asian, or suburban, or old as ****.
frecktured 14
Chances are, you're a woman.
a_lenzmeier 11
No shit Sherlock. Did you take the time to note the FEMALE sign in the top right corner?
CertifiedCreeper 2
No he didn't
Peacewind 0
Oh so done that. Only I did it in a ford truck. I ended up putting it in the shop for 8 weeks to get the entire rear end replaced. Leaf springs, tires, drive shaft, differential, shocks. Everything. So much for build Ford tough. FYL
twisted54 1
What kind of truck gets it's entire rear end damaged from running over a median? You must've been hauling some ass to pull off that trick...:)
Peacewind 0
Nope. Was going 10 km/hr
twisted54 1
That's pretty weak buddy. I'd have been pissed if my truck fell apart so easily...
cj7jeep 1
I do that all the time on purpose...I guess driving a jeep pays off :0
quadder 0
It's a jeep thing lol
aligiorav 11
Happens to the best of us. I once did that though i went straight over. Then these trash cans just jumped out of nowhere. And before I even knew what was happening I was suddenly driving through a park. Those poor hobos. But luckily it all ended when I finally stopped. Thank god that house just fell from the sky, because I have no idea how else it got right in front of my car
BowlerGirl_18 2
YDI lazy
o0artisha0o 8
lol I feel for you, I've done it too.
stephy8687 0
That special right there.
ugottaluvme 0
Im lovin the pic :P
fuzz97 23
When I read this I was like "I bet OP is a woman." And wouldn't you know it, I was right! inb4 "OMG SEXIST PIG!!1!one". Women are statistically worse drivers than men.