Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
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orangeduck 6
Your oldest son is an evil genius.
mr_inkredible 0
Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12
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surferchick96 0
Your older son is a genius, your younger son is a dumbass, and your going to be buying bras soon
walkern1891 0
how is he a dumb-ass? it's so easy to convince little kids stuff, unconvinced my eight year old sister the the Ohio State mascot Brutus was a real person an that he had a disease called cartoonitis lol. kids are gullible!
genesisnirvana 11
I convinced my brother that he was dropped at our doorstep and we adopted him
genesisnirvana 11
Of course they're supposed to be fake*dials Chris Hansen*
raphanne_fml 33
I taught my nephew the wrong colours and told him that yellow was red, red was blue etc :D
seeunexttuesdays 6
Wouldn't she have already been buying bras cuz she's a MOTHER? Meaning she's a grown woman? Hahaha
decidedlyvague 11
wait.... aren't you about their age? don't you wear bras...? My trend senses are tingling.
brockp 0
Lol 165 is a fatty!
salsalover_12 5
How the **** does a 96 in someone's name mean they were born in 1996? Sometimes people just put random numbers in their name for example: ramen678,akatsukimember5,salsalover12 none of those numbers have any connection to anything what so ever. For all you know he could be well in his 50's.
mike3775 39
Thats actually hilarious. Trust me, its all in fun. When my twins were younger, their older brothers all connived to get the 4 yr old boy to insist on buying him tampons, so I had a 4 yr old boy screaming for tampons in the middle of a grocery store. I laughed then, and I still laugh now, the kid on the other hand turns beet red when I repeat that story lol
genesisnirvana 11
Poor kid.Do you tell the story when he brings girls home?
CarsAndMoney 5
LOL hopefully he doesnt see you posted that here for millions of people to see
mike3775 39
well he is 8 now, so he has yet to discover girls except for his twin sister, don't have cooties yet. But he does know boys don't need tampons
tylenol123 0
There are cooties, tge scientific term is STD
Squirrelx 5
Ehh just give him one.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Buy him some lipstick, a mini skirt and gogo boots then send him off to the strip club. That's what my dad did to me, and look how I turned out.
AnaBanana1918 7
How exactly would that be?
OrgasmicBunnies 9
An atheist mental kid with dreams of blood orgies. The American Dream.
iLikeWaffles155 5
Don't forget hula hooping!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Correction: Hula-Hoops from Wal-Mart!
BelleBelle_fml 11
You mean a troll who accuses others of being a troll?
sniperkit 10
Based on your username, I can pretty easily guess what you mean, OrgasmicBunnies :D
BelleBelle_fml 11
When I was a wee lass my older brother had me convinced that he had a twin brother and they would switch out every morning. We had a lot of fun back then...
courtneykinz97 5
Simplely Amazing.
celticsfan69 0
How is that amazing??
courtneykinz97 5
That the older brother did that!
coltsrock37 15
Except you spelled simply wrong
thegr8destroyer 0
She just said that because she thought it sounded like something I would say.
celticsfan69 0
Ya but now the little kid will be picked on when he is older if his friends find out about this
ddlovatolover 23
You simplely could not spell a simple word right.
aragmir 13
Your younger son will later kill his big brother and take his place as an evil genious
HailSatan66 5
Your a genius* NOT hahaha jkjkjkjkjk UNADBRO??
AlejandraaxD 0
UMADBRO?*
HailSatan66 5
Oh, thanks, haha lololololrolfffff yu da man....
_Oblivion_ 12
he's not nad and never will be
almathis1994 6
If you buy him some at least get the matching panties. What are those pedos gonna think if he can't even match.
WCARlover 35
Sounds like something from Malcolm in the Middle
jackrileymac 4
Sometimes, that's the best thing, you know If he gets fat, it will hold his man-boobies in.