Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
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Top comments
UsernameIsUsed 9
steal the tires. problem solved.
MinisterOfTheDog 5
It seems to me like you got a free bus.
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Comments (92)
pfx2_fml 15
did you get to keep the bus?
pfx2_fml 15
did you get to keep the bus?
Daniibabyy 8
like a good neighbor..state farm is there! can i get a hot tub?!
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
win
woodrow68oo 2
niiiiice
Californian_Boy 6
Call that company so that guy gets fired (if he comes back) I mean he kinda has to no? lol
kelly12333 6
well hes fired lol
bananaburger 0
bus drivers ftw!
Deloochi1 0
happen to me its not fun at all they reufund u no worries
froufrou7 3
You should have beet a party bitch up to force her to suck the guy's dick... matbe he would have considered helping you afterwards.
docscientist 10
Yeah, I really doubt he's just going to abandon the bus whether it's his, or the company's for whom he works for.
Arch27 27
No one had a cell phone? Not even the driver? Seems strange, in this day and age...