Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
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Top comments
UsernameIsUsed 9
steal the tires. problem solved.
MinisterOfTheDog 5
It seems to me like you got a free bus.
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Comments (92)
HeyImJuli 3
LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATEFARM IS THERE!!
foilindo 0
sorry, but that's hilarious!!! lol
RaineLee 5
Another spelling mistake spotted. Paid, you mean?
iAmScrubs 19
Now you have a broken down party bus to yourselves. Oh, the things I would do if I were you.
safety_jake 4
you should keep the bus
broomhildo 19
I have a feeling you can get your money back quite easily.
safety_jake 4
you should totally keep the bus. and if they chase you up about it just say its only fair... then ask him if them wants to join the party
TheLetterZero 7
YDI for not knowing how to spell "paid."
ericamichelle521 0
Except he totally spelled it right....
edogy 0
You're right 23, op said "paid", instead of "paid" which are 2 totally different examples.
tyty22796 0
ur a total dumbass
RaineLee 5
Earlier today it was spelled as "payed" before FML edited it.
iAintEvenMad 0
23- shut the **** up for trying to be sergeant hardass over here and trying to correct something that has no point in being corrected.
nlr 9
call the cops and a tow truck problem solved
ilovepotatoes419 14
smash up the car. it's not yous lol