Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, during our date, I burst into tears like a nutjob because out of the 10 or so guys I’ve gone out with since I turned 17, literally none of them have been as nice to me as this one has. I got so emotional, we had to leave because of everyone staring at us. FML
Today, I finally gathered the courage to confess my feelings to my best friend. As I was about to tell him, he interrupted me and said, “Oh hey, by the way, I met a guy and we’re going on our first date tonight.” I awkwardly said, “Congrats,” and then I went home to eat an entire pint of ice cream by myself. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Any boy that understands the importance of replacing ice cream is a keeper. Never let him go.
Chiara92_fml 32
I find that very sweet,actually. You must have been embarrassed, for sure, but if he really is a "guy who treats you right" I'm sure he understood he touched a nerve with that question. Chin up, OP, maybe you found someone worth the wait!
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Comments (128)
CoGhostRider 31
You got into his pants on the first date! You know since he bought them
CoGhostRider 31
On second thought maybe it was more ice cream
CoGhostRider 31
Well dang...
xxreikoxx 31
You're an idiot. Please shut up now.
jennilis 0
You're not ready for a relationship. Please see someone to help you get over the past relationships, and help you be strong and aware for your next one.
RBW_Slave 9
OP is more than ready for a relationship in which she is treated properly.
Kateraenee 13
just because you have been mistreated in past relationships you cannot just say "see someone to help you" is beyond ignorant. I have been in an physically, and verbally abusive relationship. no one helped me get over that. I still flinch I am still over sensitive. i was abused growing up. i still struggle 21 years later
rocker_chick23 27
#16: Who are you to say OP isn't ready for a relationship? What an asshole thing to say.
lrh11 14
I have to say I agree with you. No one is saying it's her fault or that she doesn't deserve a great relationship. But is there anything wrong with making sure all emotional issues from the past are resolved before going into a brand new relationship? If she was hurt bad enough in the past to start crying about it,maybe she still has some issues. And that's fine! But her future relationships will be better if she is healed emotionally.
aruden 25
So on this one if I hit "You deserve it" is that taken as you deserve a good guy?
Matheo_fml 21
It seems you are in good hands OP!
tranced_ 45
Where are all these kinda girls!
Miss_Chevious 37
waiting for these kind of guys...
classicsparkles 17
The one's who still ice dream on themselves and cry on the first date?
okay17 7
#60, they shouldn't be waiting for a guy. They need to find their inner healing. If they're waiting for a guy to get better with themselves, then it will never work. -from a girl
saadifti 11
sweet!
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
That's adorable!
HeartYou101 31
That was the story of my life before I met my boyfriend
awkotaco333 15
He seems like he understands you Plus be bought you ice cream, keeper
mkayden 23
I ship it