Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, during our date, I burst into tears like a nutjob because out of the 10 or so guys I’ve gone out with since I turned 17, literally none of them have been as nice to me as this one has. I got so emotional, we had to leave because of everyone staring at us. FML
Today, I finally gathered the courage to confess my feelings to my best friend. As I was about to tell him, he interrupted me and said, “Oh hey, by the way, I met a guy and we’re going on our first date tonight.” I awkwardly said, “Congrats,” and then I went home to eat an entire pint of ice cream by myself. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Any boy that understands the importance of replacing ice cream is a keeper. Never let him go.
Chiara92_fml 32
I find that very sweet,actually. You must have been embarrassed, for sure, but if he really is a "guy who treats you right" I'm sure he understood he touched a nerve with that question. Chin up, OP, maybe you found someone worth the wait!
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Comments (128)
iamtoawesome4u 5
Did you hug him? Guys love to be huged
lollypop624 11
awwwwwww!! keep him forever!!!
HiveMindFury 15
OP, I honestly don't know what reaction to have on this one. I mean, on the one hand, oh my GOD does he ever sound like a really sweet guy! =D But on the other hand, I feel bad for you that the answer was no and that you started crying! D: I hope he gave you a massive hug and cheered you up!
fluffleupigans 14
~hugs~
carzaki27 12
If this guy bought you more ice cream after you spilled your first, keep him! He's awesome.
Soulara89 4
Okay, to clear it up, he bought me more pants! and a hoodie because I spilled it on my jacket too... we're still talking and he's awesome!
Rababco 29
That's sad and sweet at the same time. He sounds really sweet, he's a keeper.
JonnyDr 1
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH ??????
Flamey 5
YDI, everyone deserves to be treated right.
DarDarHamilton 7
keep that man. forever