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The passenger

By benander - 15/09/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 3:05

I hope to ******* God no one does a comic for this one.

zrjones 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:52

this is oone of the nastiest FMLs ever

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Playdate 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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loveeisnott 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:31

you don't necessarily have to know even if it's 6 feet long. it's a parasite, it can hide pretty well.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:37

wrong comment replied to

twenty_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:29

Look at the bright side, at least you're losing weight?

adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 3:15

I hear back in the old day, they used to put tapeworm eggs in pills and sell them as a miraculous weight-loss pill. OP, were you raiding an ancient drug store in hopes of losing weight?