Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Top comments
tanners 0
i hope you didnt bail him out
natsumosam92 0
just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home
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Comments (160)
AriesPrincess91 0
i would've done what # 168 wrote. LOL. hope u didn't do it, i mean i hope u didn't bail him out
shinyegg 0
hope u said no!
rakhil11 7
y's this an fml? cuz he was cheating on u? swy then...but there r so, so many amazing possibilities 4 revenge here....
MfxKarina 0
Leave him in jail, he deserves to be ass raped.
quizikall 0
no he doesn't
kevint9911 15
I hope u let him stay in there
rowanator 0
The one problem with that is that now the taxpayers have to feed him. Other than that, I'm happy to see this happen. :-)
My2864 1
"he was expecting me to bail him out" it clearly indicates she didnt bail him out.. some people are kinda stupid
Dragonite1414 0
Actually it does not clearly indicate that she did not bail him out. It just says he expected it. But it is likely she did not.
dorktastic09 0
leave him there!
Hunterjohns57 0
WTF he wants you to bail him out
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
let him rot.