Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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xxdani 0
wow...what ive learned from fmylife.com is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...
Sessee 4
Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass. Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.
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Comments (253)
jgrissom 0
That's funny
hastobe_maddie 0
you know what really sucks for me? i actually know a guy called obi. he tried to throw a hair at my head, and he was expelled from our school. :S
iamelrebel 0
ha! that's ******* awesome!
Poisonphaerie 0
I would have laughed. Went with it. And come up with another pun.
fireshaper87 0
You should get him one of these for his next birthday/Christmas/Valentine's Day/ your anniversary: http://dvice.com/archives/2009/07/force-trainer-d.php
My_averageFML 0
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! that just made my day!!
naju_thestrange 3
that is NOT an FML.. thats freaking amazing!!! i would've run up to him, jumped into his arms and kissed him with more passion than i would've thought possible.. heck i wish my boyfriend would do that! :P
dinosaurrrr 0
Ha that's awesome! Why fml?
brianjman14 23
damn wat a nerd fyl
derschadenfreude 5
oo, that's kinda hot, actually