Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
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duduv2 20
wow that just made him look stupid you still got a chance with her.
IvyChennyChen 21
you definitely deserve a date OP best of luck and please follow up ^~^
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Comments (59)
dougschoonmaker 20
You still should be able to go out with her, unless you didn't ask after he puked on you :/
WOTAN1488 24
Awh **** >.
jqmalang 17
You still have your shot! You did nothing wrong If she's worth it, she will understand.
thejonac 21
that's when she says she's so sorry for her ex making a fool out of himself and she should bring you home so she can clean up your shirt
wordygirl 11
Wow! What a dingleberry! He just ruined his last chance and upped your chance by 75%. Long live the pity factor, it's real!
idxntgiveafxck 17
I love you
a1_z9 10
You should be proud of yourself for over-coming your nerves and talking to her! Now she knows who you are and you know you can talk to her it'll make things easier for next time. Plus now you look extra desirable compared to her pukey ex.
vikky538 29
Well you broke the ice and her ex broke the whole vomit on you.... You still got a chance
rockwrench 18
With your luck, keeping a change of clothes handy might be in order.
worldclassrager 41
So you have up from that? He was drunk he would have probably forgotten...also he was her ex...