Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
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duduv2 20
wow that just made him look stupid you still got a chance with her.
IvyChennyChen 21
you definitely deserve a date OP best of luck and please follow up ^~^
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Comments (59)
daddysgirl243 21
ask her again:)
JayS421 10
try again it might work out
IvyChennyChen 21
you definitely deserve a date OP best of luck and please follow up ^~^
DestinyNiya 33
Imo, it was good timing. She'll probably value you more and might give you a chance. Hope everything works out well :)
ghetto_child 19
take off your shirt and show her the goods!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I would think that would make you look better than her ex.
connaughty0225 16
Well I hope you hung in there and stuck with it. No drunk ex should stand in the way of you looking for happiness.
xyris_fml 28
Is the shirt okay?
joeythesheaff 13
Asking the important questions.
tbabyxox 12
Dw she'll start looking for better somewhere else , you still got it
prostar9993 15
If she talked to you for 30 minutes you've got a decent chance. Grow a pair and be persistent. Women love being chased. ( not with a weapon)
Xandrick 22
And not with your weenyis either. My god I cannot stress that enough after giving that a try at a college party back in '08. (Nah, kidding. But don't do it. :P )
DoomedGemini 38
I really wouldn't say that.. It sounds like you are saying if a woman says no you are encouraging them to ignore it. If she's interested, go for it despite this happening. If she isn't interested, however, back off.
LastResort318 14
47, i tried that advice one time. The girl came up to me an asked me if I liked her still after she said no. I replied yes but that she had said no. She ended up telling me that she was testing to see how committed I was.
DoomedGemini 38
Congrats, you found a type of girl I hate. Yes, there are girls that wants chased but there are soooo many others that don't. Instead you come off as a complete creep who won't leave a girl alone despite her saying she's not interested. It comes off as you don't respect our right to say no. Girls who like to be chased can wait until they are in a relationship or be lonely the rest of their life, I don't care. But don't tell people to ignore a girl when she says no or that she isn't interested.