Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Heh. Makes me think of the commercial for wigs in Goodfellas "Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time. Morrie's Wigs DON'T come off!" "Even underwater! And remember, Morrie's Wigs are tested against hurricane winds." Then he gets beat with a phone receiver by Robert DeNiro, and his wig comes off. Gold.
NoMercy_fml 0
No need to "wig" out!
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Comments (86)
Casualt1234 0
chances are people have known for a while. wigs are so obvious.
Chippy569 0
I gotta admit, when I was reading this, I was expecting: "revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: I ripped off my daughter's dress, leaving her naked in front of everyone."
Yang_yang 0
Wtf? Pervert.
diet_otaku 0
YDI for wearing a stupid wig in the first place. no one cares if you're bald. grow up already and deal with it.
socialistbob 0
To #24 often hair transplants don't work as in the case of a disease called Alapacia where the immune system attacks hair. If this was the case the op's head would be very shiny indeed and a wig or going bald might be the only option On another (totally unnecessary level) the op may want to consider just going bald I hear it is pretty hot in Saudi Arabia
Raytestrak 3
You're a guy ... who cares if you're bald ... Wigs for men are gay.
Taken_By_The_One 0
dumb ass did you ever think of how your kid felt about you screwing up her wedding?
cookydough28 0
Today, I was getting married to the man I love. All was going well, until my dad trips while walking me down the aisle, revealing his bright, shiny, bald head. FML
how_to_implode 17
I hardly think that on her wedding day (or ever, really), your daughter's first concern was your bald spot.
mc1900 4
everybody knew anyway