Monkey
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
That's one way to start the weekend
Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features
misspulkadot24 17
This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.
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1dvs_bstd 41
Dayum your mom is a notorious *****! FYL
Psychology_13 8
teehee, your mother's a *****. :)
somebody77722 3
Hope you didn't bail her out.
Takainthemachine 0
Dude.....awkward..
gardenwhipped3 14
Dad, mom wants to talk to you, I am going for a long walk, I will see you tomorrow.
ravenevercross 19
**** that ****. Leave her in jail.
noisebox 1
Was that before or after she got a tatoo?
willou35_fml 13
haha
fulgura 10
That's probably a good introduction to what it's gonna be like over the next several years, when your parents both complain to you about the other through and after their divorce. Get used to telling them "Mom/Dad, I love Dad/Mom and don't want to be put in the middle of this"...
Tyrax 16
Oh my.