Monkey
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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That's one way to start the weekend
Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features
misspulkadot24 17
This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.
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iloveweed69 7
She's a great mom
doglover100 29
If I were your dad, I'd leave her there.
TheIchiban 11
That's pretty disturbing.
rogerover 19
Think optomistically. Maybe she was just rubbing one out solo.
rogerover 19
Think optimistically. Maybe she was solo with a toy.
wellthatsukx 0
You left her in there, right?
goodgood_fml 5
If I got a call like that from Mama, I would break down and cry. My parents have been together 37 years. I just cannot imagine. FYL, OP and hug your dad for me. He's going to need it.
bman0219 4
Wow your mom is actually a *****
mayyberry 4
Well your dad ran from the cops quick!
Special_Psycho 8
Tell your mom that if she had time to cheat, she had time to think about it.