Monkey
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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That's one way to start the weekend
Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features
misspulkadot24 17
This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.
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Comments (140)
Twisted_Angel 17
Lmao, your mom's a skeeze!! Your poor dad!
laxforevrr 0
rough but more so for your dad!!
mahdi8130 8
Don't bail her out. Poor dad :(
brand0n93 5
damn now your mom has a criminal record and your parents might be getting a divorce
NicoleAshley10 0
At least you know it wasn't with your dad.
dathan 14
wat
KiddNYC1O 22
Hmm. Really?
ICastillo 25
Yeah that's the problem it wasn't with the dad...
I_lost_the_game 25
"At least"? What the ****?
sinner92 4
Dirty.
nachosbabygurl 9
tisk tisk
BobbieH 19
You're Dad's the one who should be saying **** My Life quickly followed by **** My Wfe... Someone else already has! I feel sorry for the situation you are now in the middle of. It's tough enough when your parents have issues or are divorcing but to add an arrest for sex in public with the guy she is having an affair with is such a tough situation
TamiaAnn 0
Smdh your life doesn't suck..hers Doess!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Finding out your mom is in jail for public sex does suck. Even more of OP's parents are married. Cheaters hurts.
ultra_notorious 26
was she getting railed by the mailman?