Monkey
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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That's one way to start the weekend
Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features
misspulkadot24 17
This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.
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TADspace 30
Was it rape? Rape is just sex in public you know. God said so. He also said you should love each other but **** that shit, kk?
funrush 2
Need her number! Lol
sugoine 12
You are pond scum
baconftw 9
Public sex is over-rated anyway.
gregkingsley 4
I do feel sorry for the OP but look at it this way u get 2 Christmas and 2 birthdays now
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn. Cheating ***** or not, still his/her mom.
AngelEyes2182 0
Oh jeeze. I'll bet that was fun explainin.
Eorlas 31
So not cool! FYdad's life :( and of course yours now that it's going to make the living situation so bad.
Sai_Run614 7
Hall pass
friscosoonerkid 3
I would of just left her there.
yenidewi 11
so sorry to know that ...